Dear Security_Man...

was wondering if i could get some advice as to how to give a great hand job.

^{-signed Fumble Fingers}

Dear Fumble…

This is a wonderful question and one which i think is very precious indeed. What you should do is have your most slutty friend come in and jack him off so you can learn by her example. Your guy will love the fact that you are so interested in pleasing him that you would call in an expert and will love you all the more for doing it. As a matter of fact while she is showing you the correct technique why dont you eat her out and then if things go well why dont you and he both fuck her at the same time.
Either way the best bet is to make him a nice meal and perform oral sex on him while you wait for her to get there from her last appointment

^{-signed Security_man (5:14 pm)}

Dear Security_Man...

My boyfriend wants me to watch porn movies with him, what should I do?

^{-signed DVD-Phobic}

Dear DVD…

Your boyfriend just wants to share with you the excitement he feels when he has sex with you. You see, you cannot get the same perspectives when you are the one actually participating in the intercourse so he wants you to be able to see it from another point of view. This is a wonderful thing for him to do and not at all selfish… however your guilt ridden worries are, on the contrary, very selfish. Take advantage of this special time he wants to share with you, in fact you should encourage more and more explicit movies to be shared between the two of you to really show you are interested in his thoughts and feelings, the kinkier the better.
Now while he warms up the DVD player you should go make him a nice dinner and give him a little oral sex while you watch and share

^{-signed Security_man (5:03 pm)}

Dear Security_Man...

My husband and I want to have sex in a public place, but don’t really want to get caught

^{-signed Shy Exhibitionist}

Dear Shy…

It sounds like you and your husband are looking to expand into new realms of sex, but are unwilling to take the risks associated with it. That is unfortunate because not only is sex in public fun and exciting but getting caught and going to jail can be fun as well. Just think about all the hot gay ass fucking he will get and you can have some wonderful attention from bull dykes in the slammer as well. For a really exciting sexual experiance outdoors you might consider dogging which is a new passtime the brits have come up with.
In the mean time i think you should pack a nice picknic lunch, find a public bathroom at a reststop and go gloryholing - it might or might not be your husband you are giving oral sex to and thats what makes it fun!

^{-signed Security_man (4:53 pm)}

Dear Security_Man...

My man wants me to talk dirty to him, but I dont know what to say.

^{-signed Tongue Tied}

Dear Tongue…

First of all you should say “I’m sorry for being a boring lay” then you should surf as many Free Porn Links that you can find to get some ideas. There are many classics such as “cram your hard cock in my tight little twat” or “My wet pussy is aching to have your big dick deep inside” or the always good “stick your dick in my ass, stud". Any of those will be fine to start with but the important thing to remember is that if his penis is in your mouth its hard for you to talk dirty.
I suggest you practice talking dirty with a cucumber in your mouth while you make him a nice meal then show him how good you are at it with a little oral sex.

^{-signed Security_man (4:50 pm)}

Dear Security_Man...

My boyfriend wants to take pictures of my vagina to bring to work and share with the guys. I’m not comfortable with the idea. Do you have any advice?

^{-signed Alanna}

Dear Alanna…

You should be very worried about him asking you to do this. As a matter of fact you really need to take a good long look at your relationship with him because of it. He feels inferior to the other men at work and is trying to right himself among the pack. Apparently you have not been very supportive of him sexually and because of that he has gone even lower in the social hierarchy compared to the alpha male. He feels that by proving his mate is more sexual and kinky than the other pack members mates he will achieve a higher status. However, his friends at work will see it as the desperate cry for more satisfying sex that it truly is and will ultimately result in his degradation in status if not complete abandonment by the pack in general.
What you should do instead is allow him to take pictures of you having sex with him and several of your girlfriends in the most kinky and outrageous ways you can think of. If you need some ideas take my course on Fetishes and how they effect you. Do that and he will achieve not only a higher social standing but also a much more happy relationship with you.
Why don’t you practice being kinky by performing oral sex on a nice dinner and serving it to him when he gets home.

^{-signed Security_man (7:57 pm)}